Beck Hall Report
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by Guru Mike

Well I've been promising this report for along time. What better time to do it then midterm time? To begin Beck Hall is much nicer then V1 and Wellesy Court. I haven't seen Mac King, but from what I'm told, Mac is better. For all you that do not know, I live with Trevis. We will probably kill each other by the end of the term. So what can I possibly say about my new living quarters? Nothing! I'll just give you a brief run through with pictures. I'll point out interesting things you should note.

Let's begin the photo tour!

This is what Beck Hall looks like from the outside. Things to take notice, I live on the 9th floor, if you count carefully, there are 12 floor. Liston, I believe that is suicide suitable. There is a daycare/community centre on the first floor, so you have to watch the swearing.

Here is the intercom thingy ma-jig. I specifically pointed out which button is mine. I never had an intercom in my life before. I don't think I've even heard the buzzer so far. The question is, why didn't they have these in V1? I mean, how many times did I have to bang on Backstab's window? All those morning where I woke up Dark Ice? None of that now! Hmm I wonder what the buzzer sounds like

When you go up the elevator and push the button that says 8/9, it takes you here. The first thing when i got here. What the hell is floor 8/9??? and second thing is that when the elevator door opened, iI still didn't know where i was. What a freaky little place. I feel like I'm in purgatory

This is the layout of my house. For all you engineers out there. I get the room with on the top left, Trevis get the Top right. The actual layout is a bit different. In the picture with the ghetto TV (which I brought), my room is in the middle door, Trevis is on the left and the washrooms is on the right. The ghetto TV is older then I know. It was just in my basement since the beginning of time. There are no buttons on it, only knobs. And it only goes up to channel 13. But thanks to the miracle of technology, I have a cable box. Therefore I have more than just 13 channels. Ooh Food TV.

This is our fridge. Its lovely might I say. It holds food and keeps it cold. Enough with the formalities. It's got fridge magnets! Ooh! Gift from God I say. It's just that we don't have all the letters of the alphabet. In fact we don't even have all the vowels. So placing messages takes cunning wit, visual geometry and knowledge of L33t speak. I'm L33t and Trevis is JROZ. Give it a try. Try to say "Trevis' gone to a bio lab"

Let's go see what Trevis' doing!

Oh no! I've caught him at a bad time! What's he doing? Oh my god! Is he eating chilli with a knife? Jesus H. Christ ! Is there no god? We better leave him alone. Onward to my room.

This is my room. Asuka poster, teddy bearz, artist mannequins and all. Look, a threating note in picture#2. Somebody tried to take my teddy bear away! Who could it be? That chinese writing on the bottom makes no sense. fat white something...

Well it doesn't matter, as you can see in picture #3, they're there lying peacefully on my pillow.

This is the view from my window, That's Laurier football field on the left
Waterloo Rec Hall, where I saw Treble Charger, on the right.

If you paid attention, I've also got a storage room, which Idon't really use. Joel says it's a great room for smoking in. I prefere not to. It's got an even nicer view. You can see the storage room in the layout. I made a quick crappy panaramic picture. Be grateful!

Well that pretty much is it. I've got no more surprises. No trap doors or hidden crawlspaces. I like it here alot. Nice view, brightly lit, not so ghetto furniture. I'd like to thank the UW housing dept for not screwing me and putting me in CLT. And my Aunt who bought me the digital camera I used. And most of all I like to thank you, the viewer. Without you this would not have been possible. Here are some pictures from of Coco Joe the Llama at Waterloo park rolling around. Good Night everybody.

The One and Only,