Friday, May 16, 2003
Matrix was sick!
In my useless opinion anyway....
apparently the game's pretty sick too. Oh yeah Liston just confirmed this.
Gangsta! Just like pointers in C++! No not really.
I thought this was funny: 3 out of 25 ppl so far has passed the work term report checklist... mine's still yet to be determined. Aight enough of this garbage, gonna finish this tune that's been sitting on my harddrive for too long.
- Backstab @ 8:52 PM
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Wednesday, May 14, 2003
EB Hillcrest Mall
Encounter #1a
Liston: Hey, this flyer says your "Enter the Matrix" game presell is only $40.00.
EB Clerk: Yeah, best deal around. Would you like to preorder?
Liston: You know what, yeah, I will. It's for all platforms, right?
EB Clerk: Yup. Which one do you want?
Liston: I'll take the PC version. Hey, is there any difference between the platforms?
EB Clerk: Nope, their all the same.
Liston: 'Cause I'm thinking of getting the GC version instead., but I'm worried about patches. What do you think? PC or Cube?
EB Clerk: The GC version will be great.
Liston: But you said they were all the same.
EB Clerk: They are.
Liston: Are there things that are in the GC version that aren't in the PC?
EB Clerk: Nope, their exactly the same.
Liston: (silence)
I really really wanted at the end to say "Then why the fuck are you recommending the Gamecube version, or any version at all?".
I guess I don't like to outright call people liars. I'd like to think that some people are smart enough to detect the bullshit they just said, and realize that the customer isn't buying it.
Here's another version which is slightly more ridiculous, but essientially the same. It shows how stupid this conversation really was.
Liston: Hey, this flyer says your "Ton of feathers/Ton of Bricks" game presell is only $40.00.
EB Clerk: Yeah, best deal around. Would you like to preorder?
Liston: You know what, yeah, I will. It's for all platforms, right?
EB Clerk: Yup. Which one do you want?
Liston: I'll take the Ton of Feathers version. Hey, is there any difference between the platforms?
EB Clerk: Nope, their all the same.
Liston: 'Cause I'm thinking of getting the Ton of Bricks version instead., but I'm worried about patches. What do you think? Ton of Feathers or Ton of Bricks?
EB Clerk: The Ton of Bricks version will be great.
Liston: But you said they were all the same.
EB Clerk: They are.
AAHHHHHHH! Also, the same clerk was bragging to a 16 year old that he had not one, not two, but THREE Blue-Eyes White Dragons from a certain kids cartoon show. I looked at the man, who I gauged to be about 40 to 50, and I questioned if he was a man or not. I mean, he was bragging about his toy collection to some kids! I mean... who does that?
- Liston @ 1:51 AM
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Tuesday, May 13, 2003
Matrix related part 2
Ok. I'm a little pissed at the Matrix producers. Why? They told one of the best American dnb producers, Hive, to make a tune for Matrix. So Hive did a tune called "Neo", the tune's really gangsta mind you. But unfortunately the producers DROPPED the tune because they preferred rock over any kind of electronic music.
Gayed. But someone mentioned that it'll be in Animatrix and Revolutions? I'll ask my resources.
P.S. I handed in that motherfuckin piece of shit of a work term report in.
- Backstab @ 1:09 AM
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Monday, May 12, 2003
Matrix related
Sort of... My mind began to wonder, (again) i was thinking of the matrix and reading this article about google and blogs. I thought about it and i realized that what if you just kept upgrading google like they do now? Won't that end up to be the matrix? I'm pretty sure i'm not coherant right now, but think of it. Isn't on of the most important things about intelligence is repond with pertant information when asked? Thus by induction i propose that we all give up our coporeal forms and submit and let google be our god for the next couple of thousands of years : )
On the flip side of coporeal forms, I heard the house of JJGAVE is without TV. I have an extra one at home, if you want get jon to go to my house when he is back to pick it up. The cost? one soul (exculding jason because i already own his :P ) muha ha ha ha ha ha. I have it on good word that Jon would be the most giving of his soul for tv. *cough* aly *cough* ssa *cough*. Seriously if you guys wanted it, just tell me and i'll tell my parents that it will be picked up.
Google be with you
The One and Only,
- ?!?!@? @ 1:38 PM
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