Friday, December 19, 2003
1, 2 ...
FREE!
Fathers, lock up your daughters, i'm comming home to toronto tonight!
Ok that was probably the lamest line written on Polaris to date.
It's time for tom foolary and all that muther jazz.
The One and Only,
- ?!?!@? @ 12:13 PM
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Wednesday, December 17, 2003
Today's Special
Hey, do any of you guys remember that show "Today's Special"? It's about some manequin that had a plaid hat and came to life whenever he put it on. Anyways, today I was sitting on the train listening to "Around the World" by Daft Punk and I started thinking about that show. I want to direct an episode where Jeff (I think his name is Jeff) is walking on a bridge, and it's so windy that his hat gets blown off. Now since he reverts into plastic, he gets a lot lighter, so the wind blows him off the bridge as well. While he's in free fall, he somehow falls back into his hat and regains consciousness just in time to realize that he's about to go splat, and splat he does go. (And I mean splat, fuckin blood and brains everywhere) Now, if he was a real human being, there would be blood and guts all over the place, but since he's actually a manequin, what happens to him? If his hat falls off when he hits the ground, does his debris turn back into plastic? Does the debris touching his hat remain flesh and blood? I bet the witers of the show have never thought about that one.
Yes, two more days of insanity inducing work and I'm done.
- Ethereal_Monk @ 5:36 PM
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Iron Man
Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all,
Or if he moves will he fall?
Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We'll just pass him there
why should we even care?
He was turned to steel
in the great magnetic field
When he travelled time
for the future of mankind
Now the time is here
for Iron Man to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved
Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
that he will soon unfurl
Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge
Heavy boots of lead
fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again!
-the cardigans
The One and Only,
- ?!?!@? @ 3:52 PM
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Sunday, December 14, 2003
In place of 'real' work
Microsoft powerpoint makes you dumber. I did nothing but chuckle when I read this article on the NYT. But I can see where they are coming from. I'm kinda pissed that I didn't notice it first. You can't fit jack squat on a powerpoint slide. If you do, it looks like crap. Nothing like waking up in the morning and find fresh anti-Microsoft news on your desk.
My last exam is on the 18th, but I won't be home until the 19th or 20th. Mainly because I can't move out until then. DC library rocks the proverbial socks. Ok not really, it's just a place I get work done, 'real' work done.
On the note of star wars, if you play Jedi Academy, DO NOT GO DARK SIDE. I repeat DO NOT GO DARK SIDE! This is for your own sanity. Not only do you have to fight a shit load of dark jedi, you have to kill ALL your fellow school mates minus Luke and you have to defeat Kyle Katarn. Kyle WILL mash you up. Personally I wouldn't be surprised if in the game's code there is a function called "Wipe_the_floor_with_your_ass." There is one mission that you will realize that Kyle is a one psychotic mother...
Yeah, that farting/pointing story, but stella told me she could swear that you did it to your mother. I laughed when she told me that story, but then again, I always laugh.
Distraction Attack!!! *wiggles fingers*
The One and Only,
- ?!?!@? @ 10:22 AM
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What the questions is, is still a mystery.
It is time to get drunk
and get
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Do you think the townspeople will ever find Hamster Hueys head?.
-Calvin-
Yes. I will personally purchase you Hitlers car.
-Alyssa-
I will shit well tonight!
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