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Wednesday, September 22, 2004

My Goodness...

What do the following have in common:
1) A big retarded man that has trouble speaking
2) A stupid audience that applauds when the big retarded man says "I'm now going to add some sugar, and some salt *applause!!*
3) BAM!

If you guessed Emeril, then you are correct! Emeril's cook show is the worst cook show I've ever seen. First of all, the man sounds like he's suffering from a severe case of down syndrome, he's such a slooow speeeekeeeer. Secondly, his retarded audience pisses me off when they applaud for no reason whatsoever. Thirdly, what the fuck is BAM!? Who the fuck says "BAM!" when they add salt to a dish? Lastly, he goes to commercial every 2 minutes, how annoying is that? He even has a damn band with him to take him in and out of commercials because he does it so often.

Anyways, swallowing scissors might not be so bad compared to this: A retired zoo director died after he was stung about 1,000 times by European yellow jackets when he fell onto their nest from a ladder while cleaning windows at his home.(http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/09/22/insect.attack.ap/index.html)

- Ethereal_Monk @ 3:58 PM

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